The fuck did I just watch.
i’ve always wanted to go to amnesia. i go to ibiza almost every year and i’ve still never been. :(
SIE IST ZWEI TONNEN PURE ELEGANZ
SIE TANZ MIT MIR WIE'N SCHÖNER ELEFANT
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My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
(via suckitandseelove)
i don’t have 8000 dicks but i will if bayern wins
implying you need to wait for bayern to win
Anonymous asked: will you show tits if bayern win?
i will literally suck 8000 dicks if bayern win
no he’s creepy can he please leave
People who don’t follow the Bundesliga are so naive too think that Klopp represents everything that’s right and positive in the world of football. Honestly, it makes me sick to the stomach. He is one of the most arrogant managers and an incredibly sore loser that needs to shut his trap.
also he looks like someone’s creepy uncle going through a midlife crisis
no seriously i hope dortmund keeps him away from their U19s, a 45 year old man with highlighted hair extensions cannot be trusted
32 Glorious Pictures Of Shirtless Navy Freshmen Climbing A Lard-Covered Pole →
Witness America in all its greased-up glory.
we have a similar tradition in my town at our annual festival marymass but instead of lard it’s grease, instead of a hat it’s a giant lump of meat and instead of hunk navy freshmen…it’s the average scotsman.
(Source: fitfastfurious, via criminallyincompetent)
I used to think that feminists thought men were inferior and that I was meant to feel like less of a person for being male and that being male was difficult and therefore negated any complaint of sexism and that sexism would stop being a problem if people just stopped talking about it
Then I turned 12
(via nigga-sensei)
Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E by Warren ellis and Stuart immonen
Warren Ellis is wonderful
Nextwave made me love comic books again
if you don’t like nextwave we probably can’t be friends
(Source: ungoliantschilde, via barkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbarkbark)
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fun fact one time i auditioned for a play and the character called for a russian accent and i did mine for the director and got the part and she stopped me on my way out and asked my how i got it so believable sounding and i didn’t have the heart to tell her it was because of the amount of time i spend imitating chekov from star trek when i’m home alone
i’m nominated for an acting award at my school now because of this
i was picked to be blanche dubois in a streetcar named desire because i had the best southern accent after watching so much true blood
(via vastomuseo)
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
(via onlyechoes)
Street harassment is not a compliment.
commenting on a girl’s body in a sexual way isn’t a complement, its scary and it needs to stop
(via lovefootballandsmile)
