February 2012
i think i might have met takashi usami last...
there are loads of germans on my campus and sometimes they wear their lederhosen to the union nightclub
and this time they had some random asian dude in lederhosen with them too?
i mean like proper leather ones, probably really expensive, with the shirt and the wee boot-clog things and everything.
and he had the same floppy hair and stuff.
he accidentally elbowed me in the face and knocked my...
isacconucleare asked: Horribleeee, I didn't get any sleep last night. Do you guys have drugs in Yurop? that's sounds romantic.
isacconucleare asked: That was anticlimactic.
isacconucleare asked: Let me see that ass.
isacconucleare asked: noods? :3
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oh wow lol so the girl who messed around with the...
and afterwards he was like “oh man, was that wrong??”
and i was like
OH NOOOOOOOO, it’s fine, i’m not your girlfriend
because at the time i was on pills and it actually was fine to me then and i’m not his girlfriend
but now i’m like
no
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i got my first fanmail today.
Anonymous asked: Is it true your tits are bigger than Spath's head?
Anonymous asked: your tits are massive
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heidinha replied to your photoset: me and my baby girl johanna.
this is your responce to everything i post. am i your mario gomez???
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some of you are actually really attractive what are you doing on the internet
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Anonymous asked: >baiyurn myoonik
theselfproclaimedultimatenerd asked: Sorry about the Basel loss. :\ Was a great match, though.
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I love my best friend...
lilbuttnugget:
…because when I cry because some arsehole broke my heart she says “yeah, but have you noticed Europe looks like Dr. Zoidberg?” love U BBgurl
luv u 2 babs
you know it's time for bed when you're too tired...
“Can you imagine how big Manuel Neuer’s butt would look on that TV?”
– My ten year old sister, in the store, looking at 72 inch TVs.
(via octobones)
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heidinha replied to your photo: septum piercing + dip dyed hair + bowler hat = oh…
hey heidi
they say love can bloom on the battlefield…but what about on the dashboard?